Zach Galifianakis guest starred in a hilarious new episode of Saturday Night Live this past weekend.  Zach had a great performance, second only to our old friend: the bidet!
The bidet shown in the clip is the classic French style vertical spray bidet.  The water stream is normally directed vertically (although sometimes horizontally) which requires the [...]

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BidetKing.com is proud to announce a new partnership with Spaloo Bidet. They will now be carrying Spaloo’s entire electronic bidet toilet seat line which include the Classic II and Primus models. Spaloo bidet toilet seats feature energy efficient inline water heaters for an eco-friendly bidet solution. The Classic II features a slim side control panel [...]

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Meet Buddha.
Buddha (not his real name) is a good friend of iHeartBidets.com.  He supports the blog, enjoys bathroom humor, and is the newest advocate of our “Spreading the goodness of bidets” movement.  Buddha is typically a pretty bright fellow, but surprisingly he wasn’t always a fan of bidets.
Buddha was your classic, “I’ve been wiping my [...]

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Google is smart.  Its employees are brilliant.  Their search engine is amazing, they revolutionized the online marketing scene, and everything they do is freakin’ cool (wave).  The Google headquarters in Mountain View, CA is a place of wonder.  Employees get gourmet, organic meals for free, company cars to borrow, gyms, laundry service, and pretty much [...]

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Clingons. Scum of the Earth.  Bain of the human existence.  You’ve seen them before, often brown in color.  Sure, some can be friendly – but most of them just want to embarrass you and stain your underwear.  No…not Klingons (although, the Clingons I’m talking about here can be just as sinister).
I think urbandictionary.com defines it [...]

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Growing up, I always had a very analytical mind.  I would often find myself lost in thought, pondering immense, philosophical quandaries like ‘why are sharks so cool?’ and ‘who invented pants?’.   One of these conundrums that I could never wrap my head around was ‘who thought of using toilet paper?‘.
I mean, sure, people have been [...]

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