Bidet toilet seats are a great way to cut down on toilet paper use.  Instead of having to wipe several times with toilet paper, clean yourself with a warm aerated stream of fresh water.  When you’re done, use a couple sheets to dab dry or activate the seat’s warm air dryer and enjoy the breeze.
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Meet Buddha.
Buddha (not his real name) is a good friend of iHeartBidets.com.  He supports the blog, enjoys bathroom humor, and is the newest advocate of our “Spreading the goodness of bidets” movement.  Buddha is typically a pretty bright fellow, but surprisingly he wasn’t always a fan of bidets.
Buddha was your classic, “I’ve been wiping my [...]

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Google is smart.  Its employees are brilliant.  Their search engine is amazing, they revolutionized the online marketing scene, and everything they do is freakin’ cool (wave).  The Google headquarters in Mountain View, CA is a place of wonder.  Employees get gourmet, organic meals for free, company cars to borrow, gyms, laundry service, and pretty much [...]

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Clingons. Scum of the Earth.  Bain of the human existence.  You’ve seen them before, often brown in color.  Sure, some can be friendly – but most of them just want to embarrass you and stain your underwear.  No…not Klingons (although, the Clingons I’m talking about here can be just as sinister).
I think urbandictionary.com defines it [...]

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When we lay our heads down to sleep at night, we do so with the hopes of having sweet dreams and getting a rejuvenating night’s rest.  Unfortunately, our heads are often filled with the stressors from our daily lives that prevent us from falling asleep and staying asleep.  Perhaps the most literal (and most aggravating) [...]

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You’re hungover.  You wake up in a daze and sometimes succumb to a mild panic attack as you try to piece together the events from last night. Your head hurts, your body’s sore, you can’t remember how you got home and what the hell does this have to do with bidets?
Well, if your hangovers are [...]

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It’s pretty amazing to us how America has gone this long without a more widespread acceptance of the bidet.  We live in a culture that’s pretty obsessed with keeping things clean and sanitary.  Anti-bacterial soaps, disinfectant wipes, hand sanitizers, magic sponges and the list goes on.  We’re constantly bombarded with ads telling us how dirty [...]

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Growing up, I always had a very analytical mind.  I would often find myself lost in thought, pondering immense, philosophical quandaries like ‘why are sharks so cool?’ and ‘who invented pants?’.   One of these conundrums that I could never wrap my head around was ‘who thought of using toilet paper?‘.
I mean, sure, people have been [...]

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