Clingons. Scum of the Earth.  Bain of the human existence.  You’ve seen them before, often brown in color.  Sure, some can be friendly – but most of them just want to embarrass you and stain your underwear.  No…not Klingons (although, the Clingons I’m talking about here can be just as sinister). I think urbandictionary.com defines [...]

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Ok, so I want to buy a Portable Travel Bidet. Where do I start? Portable travel bidets are great for those of us who wish we could take the benefits of our home bidets with us on the road.  They’re also convenient to use at home for persons with limited mobility or anyone hesitant about [...]

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When we lay our heads down to sleep at night, we do so with the hopes of having sweet dreams and getting a rejuvenating night’s rest.  Unfortunately, our heads are often filled with the stressors from our daily lives that prevent us from falling asleep and staying asleep.  Perhaps the most literal (and most aggravating) [...]

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You’re hungover.  You wake up in a daze and sometimes succumb to a mild panic attack as you try to piece together the events from last night. Your head hurts, your body’s sore, you can’t remember how you got home and what the hell does this have to do with bidets? Well, if your hangovers [...]

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The next installment in our bidet review series is the CleanSense dib-1500R.  I’ve had the dib-1500R installed in my bathroom for close to a year now and frankly- I can’t imagine life without it. The dib-1500R, like with most quality electronic bidet seats at the price range, is manufactured in Korea.  It is produced by [...]

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So a couple months back, I had the pleasure of helping my mother install her brand new Bio Bidet BB-800 Elongated Bidet Seat.  I took alot of pictures during the whole process with the hopes that I would put together a step-by-step bidet seat installation guide.  Well, the bidet installation guide is still on its [...]

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It’s pretty amazing to us how America has gone this long without a more widespread acceptance of the bidet.  We live in a culture that’s pretty obsessed with keeping things clean and sanitary.  Anti-bacterial soaps, disinfectant wipes, hand sanitizers, magic sponges and the list goes on.  We’re constantly bombarded with ads telling us how dirty [...]

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Growing up, I always had a very analytical mind.  I would often find myself lost in thought, pondering immense, philosophical quandaries like ‘why are sharks so cool?’ and ‘who invented pants?’.   One of these conundrums that I could never wrap my head around was ‘who thought of using toilet paper?‘. I mean, sure, people have [...]

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Ok, so I want to buy a bidet. Where do I start? Great! Glad to hear you enjoy feeling clean and are ready to upgrade your throne.  First, you need to determine what type of toilet you currently have (or whatever toilet you wish to equip). Toilets come in two basic form factors: the standard [...]

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